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Sunday, October 7, 2018
Wednesday, August 29, 2018
SEDUCTION AND THE LIFE OF A YOUTH
https://okadabooks.com/book/about/seduction_and_then_life_of__a_youth/20083
MASTURBATION
Masturbation
is an act of stimulating oneself sexually especially with the use of one’s
hands, it can sometimes be done with a partner.
It also means
to stimulate someone else sexually without penetration of the male organ.
It can also be
defined as the manual erotic stimulation of the genitals or other erotic region
of the body to orgasm, either by oneself or a partner.
A question was
asked some time ago by someone she said:
“I
help my boyfriend to release sperm from his penis because we have agreed that
we won’t have sex before marriage. Is it a sin?
From the
second definition above … stimulate someone else sexually without
penetration of the male organ. This form of sexual activity is referred to as
outercourse as stated by Pastor Mrs. Shade Olukoya. And every form of
outercourse is masturbation. Now to the
sinful nature of masturbation:
Most preachers
and teachers of the bible have argued decisively that masturbation is not a sin
and that it is not stated in the bible as the sin of fornication is clearly
stated several times, but the bible makes reference to it in Leviticus 15:16-17
“And if any man’s seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all
his flesh in water and be unclean until the even. And every garment, and every
skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall he washed with water and be
unclean until the even.
According to
the above scripture, if a man’s seed of copulation (semen) goes out of
him, it will make him unclean and every flesh and cloth that comes in contact
with it also shall be unclean. Just as fornication and adultery, makes one
unclean, masturbation likewise does the same and every form of uncleanliness is
a sin.
Monday, August 28, 2017
THIS INDOMIE GENRATION
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not reply
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not reply
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
FOUR NAUGHTY NUNS
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
He asked how.
She said “I saw a man’s organ.” He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
He asked how.
“I touched a man’s organ.” He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, “I’m not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.”
Men versus Women (Irony of LIFE)
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
WHAT A BLESSING
FRIENDS JOIN ME IN THANKING AND PRAISING BABA GOD FOR HIS BLESSING AND FAVOUR IN MY LIFE. I TELL YOU GUYS, ITS GOOD TO HAVE THE FEAR OF GOD @ HEART AND TO BE HONEST. I WAS COMING HOME LAST TUESDAY EVENING AFTER A
Saturday, December 27, 2014
WHATSAPP STATUS
Those wey no dey change status on whatsapp
1. “Sleeping” since 3days. R U probably dead?
2. “Driving” since 5 days! I guess U hasn’t reached Dubai?
3. “Happy” since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. “Available”
1. “Sleeping” since 3days. R U probably dead?
2. “Driving” since 5 days! I guess U hasn’t reached Dubai?
3. “Happy” since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. “Available”
AKPORS AND WIFE
The following conversation
ensued between Akpos and his
wife:
Wife: Our maid is pregnant….
Friday, September 19, 2014
FUNNY JOKES
Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness.
Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.
How can a pastor be preaching about charity and put a password on Church WIFI?
A boy I beat up back then in primary school is now in the US Army. He poses with guns on Facebook, and looks like he hasn't forgotten.
When you are kissing your girlfriend and you see the person owing you money, what will you do?
One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is enough to break a heart, one second is enough to fall in love BUT Why is one chapter not enough to pass exams?
When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at the moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity company) took the light or they are waiting for the smell of the insecticide to subside.
I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription "Trust No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had a range rover.
If you want to change the world, do it now that you are still single, because when you get married, you can't even change the T.V station.
REAL FACTS
*Having sex doesn't mean
you're
grown
up.
*Being in a relationship
doesn't
mean u
gonna be
faithful.
*Holding up $1,000 in your
picture
doesn't
mean you got money.
MY DEAR FUTURE WIFE
My dear future wife before you get interested in me, I owe you one obligation. That obligation is letting you know what you are getting into.
Dear Future wife, change they say is constant; personally, I have nothing against change that I can assure you. However, I have to make one thing very clear. Please note that not every change is acceptable. People only change things they don’t like or things that have become old as a result of time.
What I’m saying in essence is that I’m putting you on notice that there are things that no amount of pressure can bring about any change to them. Let me quickly give you a rundown of things that are likely not going to change in years to come in our house.
1. I love my pounded yam, I eat it once in every two days. This is unlike my friends who like to eat it every day. So my dear, get ready to serve me my pounded yam at least once in every two days. I hope this is not asking too much?
1. I love my pounded yam, I eat it once in every two days. This is unlike my friends who like to eat it every day. So my dear, get ready to serve me my pounded yam at least once in every two days. I hope this is not asking too much?
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Three Funny Incidents.
One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK,
what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club right?
Sunday, August 31, 2014
FUNNY BUT TRUE: 20 COMMANDMENTS LADIES SHOULD kNOW
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not punching bag. If he’s looking for who to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not punching bag. If he’s looking for who to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!
Which is the funniest???
1. Akpos & Ochuko had an Accident.. OCHUKO: Oh God, I ve lost my left hand?.. AKPOS: Control yourself, that man lost his head. Is he crying?
2. TEACHERr: Stand up & make a sentence with market..AKPOS: I'm going to the market..TEACHER: Correct yourself..AKPOS: I will not go again
3. MADAM; Hope Junior has Eaten?.. AKPOS: Yes Ma, I even put Dettol inside im indomie..."if I don't take care of him who will"
Friday, April 25, 2014
BOKO HARAMANISM
This is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called BOK HARAM. It manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. It's main symptoms include; poverty, in-discipline, bribery, corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment, poor education, roads, health care & electricity supply among others. The current drugs found to be effective against the organism include;Atikucyline, Buharimycin, kwankwasilline,Amechicillin and Tinibustan all available in GEJ's administration Pharmacy nationwide. Some experts believed that high dose of Protesting can also eradicate it but with potential side effects.Whatever, our main prayer is for God almighty to help us get rid of the disease by 2015 or even before.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
FACEBOOK!!
If you wanna know who is having relationship
problems check Facebook.
If you wanna know who died check Facebook.
If you wanna know who was shot check Facebook.
If you wanna know who is single check Facebook.
Thursday, March 27, 2014
A LETTER TO MY UNKNOWN WIFE
I woke with a start in the wee hours of the
night on my bed, I stretched my hand across
the bed to feel the softness and the tender
skin of my wife but it was my pillow that
occupied the space beside me; then I realized
that my wife is yet to come into my life. An
idea strikes me and I decide to write a letter
to my unknown wife.
HELLO DEAR,
It’s funny that I don’t even know your name yet but that is of little important because I will always call you “My Angel”. How is life treating you and I hope you are living a just life, for a clear conscience keeps the mind happy and a happy mind keeps one focus.
HELLO DEAR,
It’s funny that I don’t even know your name yet but that is of little important because I will always call you “My Angel”. How is life treating you and I hope you are living a just life, for a clear conscience keeps the mind happy and a happy mind keeps one focus.
Monday, March 17, 2014
BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL
You will agree with me after reading these
facts...
(1) Most black girls you knew five years back are now white...eg. U KNOW URSELF, YES U!
(2) 98% of our girls today believe that attachment hair is better then their natural hairs. Una sabi una self cos una plenty for here
(3) Girls also think fixing of Nails, eye lashes and other foreign bodies makes them more sexy but that's a big lie. It doesn't work always. It even makes some of them much ugly!
(4) Girls always want to end up with tall handsome guy without knowing how beautiful his heart is or how focus the guy is.
(5) They always want to speak like English girls each time guys approach to them but leta end up in throwing bomb..
(6) Because of this inferiority complex, they've not been able to see the natural beauty in them.
(7) Be yourself, be original, it pays because black is Beautiful. True Or YES?
(1) Most black girls you knew five years back are now white...eg. U KNOW URSELF, YES U!
(2) 98% of our girls today believe that attachment hair is better then their natural hairs. Una sabi una self cos una plenty for here
(3) Girls also think fixing of Nails, eye lashes and other foreign bodies makes them more sexy but that's a big lie. It doesn't work always. It even makes some of them much ugly!
(4) Girls always want to end up with tall handsome guy without knowing how beautiful his heart is or how focus the guy is.
(5) They always want to speak like English girls each time guys approach to them but leta end up in throwing bomb..
(6) Because of this inferiority complex, they've not been able to see the natural beauty in them.
(7) Be yourself, be original, it pays because black is Beautiful. True Or YES?
RULES FOR MY WOMAN
-My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in
public...NO need to say "bless you." She's
already blessed, she has me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wat in heavens name are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say he's a Nuisance and irresponsible, den he's exactly that!. Say it with me,"HE IS A NUISANCE and as such IRRESPONSIBLE!!
-My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wat in heavens name are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say he's a Nuisance and irresponsible, den he's exactly that!. Say it with me,"HE IS A NUISANCE and as such IRRESPONSIBLE!!
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