1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872)
2. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904)
3. He who fully unwraps a shawarma before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
5. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria Universities - Lord Lugard (1904)
6. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder... -Obasanjo (1999)
7. Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty... -Queen Elizabeth (1893)
8. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry... -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT... -Buhari (1980)
10. No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam... -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
11. Its when a bee is on the scrotum that you'll know that violence is not the best resort... - Bill Gate (1992)
12. Any toilet wey clean never correct shit... -Bola Tinubu (2011)
13. He who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues... -Barrack Obama (2010) 14. Anyone that read this without laughing, that person is probably looking for a job... -Lord Lugard (1914)
3. He who fully unwraps a shawarma before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
5. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria Universities - Lord Lugard (1904)
6. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder... -Obasanjo (1999)
7. Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty... -Queen Elizabeth (1893)
8. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry... -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT... -Buhari (1980)
10. No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam... -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
11. Its when a bee is on the scrotum that you'll know that violence is not the best resort... - Bill Gate (1992)
12. Any toilet wey clean never correct shit... -Bola Tinubu (2011)
13. He who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues... -Barrack Obama (2010) 14. Anyone that read this without laughing, that person is probably looking for a job... -Lord Lugard (1914)
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