ONLY IN NIGERIA

Only in Nigerian will you 1)check d xpiry date of gala afta eatin it: 2) go to church wit xtension and bb charger (charging in his presence) 3) update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz": 4) say an opening prayer @ a nite club: 5)go to an eatery and buy bottled water just 2 watch a soccer match 6) go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snappin wif champagne bottles: 7) wear sunshades @ nite dress in complete rainbow colours like itz rag day and call it colour blonding: 9) count money afta withdrawin 4rm an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 10) wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius. 11) call a fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki" 12) travel 2 china 4 2days and com back wid a british accent. 13) give themselves 4th, 5th and even 6th names. 14) take snapshots in inside n beside someone else's car