Those wey no dey change status on whatsapp
1. “Sleeping” since 3days. R U probably dead?
2. “Driving” since 5 days! I guess U hasn’t reached Dubai?
3. “Happy” since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. “Available”
R u that jobless please?
5. “Hey there” I’m using WhatsApp” since day1 till death do us apart shebi?
6. “Urgent calls only” Are you in the police force or Fire service?
7. “Can’t talk, WhatsApp only”. Are you kidding me? then throw away your phone, you’re not using the phone’s Primary function.
8. “At the movies” for the past 6weeks. I think its either he owns that theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing.
9. “At school”. What the hell are we gonna do about you being in school, save us the story it’s all yours not for us
10.“Busy” for 4 months and 2 weeks. You probably must be very busy “Counting all the sands on the ground”
11.This one pisses off most “Battery about to die” Haba now, for 3 consecutive months. Should we just contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house?
12. How can someone be “At the gym” for 6 months? Are you preparing yourself to go on a boxing contest against Vitali klitchko or Anthony Joshua.
13. You’re always “In a meeting” Then pls focus on the meeting, quit WhatsApp. Is WhatsApp the venue of your meeting?
1. “Sleeping” since 3days. R U probably dead?
2. “Driving” since 5 days! I guess U hasn’t reached Dubai?
3. “Happy” since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. “Available”
R u that jobless please?
5. “Hey there” I’m using WhatsApp” since day1 till death do us apart shebi?
6. “Urgent calls only” Are you in the police force or Fire service?
7. “Can’t talk, WhatsApp only”. Are you kidding me? then throw away your phone, you’re not using the phone’s Primary function.
8. “At the movies” for the past 6weeks. I think its either he owns that theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing.
9. “At school”. What the hell are we gonna do about you being in school, save us the story it’s all yours not for us
10.“Busy” for 4 months and 2 weeks. You probably must be very busy “Counting all the sands on the ground”
11.This one pisses off most “Battery about to die” Haba now, for 3 consecutive months. Should we just contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house?
12. How can someone be “At the gym” for 6 months? Are you preparing yourself to go on a boxing contest against Vitali klitchko or Anthony Joshua.
13. You’re always “In a meeting” Then pls focus on the meeting, quit WhatsApp. Is WhatsApp the venue of your meeting?
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