RULES FOR MY WOMAN

-My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say "bless you." She's already blessed, she has me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wat in heavens name are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say he's a Nuisance and irresponsible, den he's exactly that!. Say it with me,"HE IS A NUISANCE and as such IRRESPONSIBLE!!
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-My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another man’s jokes when Im not around. She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not
 -My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3men in her life. Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one
-My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 111, 10111 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again.
-My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I ‘ve seen the commercials. Those Bad guys come out of no where.
-My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men while I'm asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more.
-My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you are up to. You might be praying to get another man.
-My Woman not allowed to take a jog around the block, What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so.
-My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat Dude with a stick!
 -My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her gals, she might turn lesbian and leave me..