Monday, April 15, 2013
MY OPEN LETA TO MY OGA AT D TOP
Dear OGA Sir, I don’t know what
time it is in your area so I’ll simply say
good day Sir. I’m very grateful for
making me experience 2013 and I’m
sorry for all my sins in 2012. I would have
promised not to sin in
2013 but I don’t want to lie because
you already know my future. Please
help me be a better and more
successful person this year. Also
protect and bless my family, friends and fans.
I hereby present some personal
issues before you:
1] Will Nigeria be better this year or
ever? If no I seek your approval togo
and take up citizenship somewhere
else but if yes be fast before they
empty our treasury and our oil wells
run dry.
2] Please help us with the exchange
rate. Help the Naira catch up with the
dollar.
3] Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria?
If no, what are Boko Haram and
Kidnappers doing here?
4] Do we allow GEJ do another term? If
no please do something before we
‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5] Adjust the brain of our youths so
that their savings will end up in bank
accounts not boutiques and night
clubs.
6] There are more diseases now than
brands of condom available. What do
we do? Urgent answer required.
7] Please is your son coming soon?
We have forgotten the meaning of
true love since the last time he came.
8] Please I need your BB pin if
possible, I want to send you pictures
and links of what pastors and
government officials are doing with
our money. I guess you already know. On
behalf
of my wife and children I say thank you.
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