Saturday, July 13, 2013
NIGERIA MY BELOVED COUNTRY
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for
valentine or birthday gift.
• Where lizards go look ur eyeball,nod
head say "notin dey
happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake
naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES
and WATER is sold
in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they always came
first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years
Without A 'DRIVER's
LICENCE'
• Where the Presidents and other
government officials don't
know the national anthem.
• Where yoruba women dress up every
saturday with polythene
bag looking for Owambe to fall in.
• Where the govt dont give a hootabout
nobody.
Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option
wen stuck in hold up.
• Where you are jailed for stealingMaggi
and given a chieftancy
title for stealing millions and Frontrow
seat in church
• Where we fight for everything. To gain
admission to
university, to get a job and worse still to
enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and
the robbers come back
for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where politicians use big unnecessary
grammar to scam
people.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows
how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your
unsuccessfulneson family
members in the village.
• Where rich men must have a potbelly,
and a healthy looking
Man is despised in the street as a pauper
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE
ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for
beggar hand.
• Where u can buy ur dream house and all
the household
accessories.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry
jeans and Dr. Dre
slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the
president.
.where bb torch is sold on hold upfor # 12k.
Where Igbo men
drink beer with straw and coke with cup
•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National
youth leader
•Where citizens are more afraid of Police
than Armed robbers.
No Country greater than Nigeria's
absurdity.
I hail naija..
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Naija fact,
Nigeria
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