NIGERIA MY BELOVED COUNTRY

• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift. • Where lizards go look ur eyeball,nod head say "notin dey happen guy" • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. • Where parents claim they always came first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE' • Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem. • Where yoruba women dress up every saturday with polythene bag looking for Owambe to fall in. • Where the govt dont give a hootabout nobody. Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up. • Where you are jailed for stealingMaggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Frontrow seat in church • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger. • Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulneson family members in the village. • Where rich men must have a potbelly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. • Where u can buy ur dream house and all the household accessories. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers • Where the man who had no shoes is the president. .where bb torch is sold on hold upfor # 12k. Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup •Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader •Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers. No Country greater than Nigeria's absurdity. I hail naija..