NOLLYWOOD MOVIES

1.Part 1, part 2, part 3, part4, part 5, part 6 . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . part infinity 2.Once your business goesbad, you relocate to the village. Like you never had savings 3.The whole movie is a dream 4.Dead people's spirits always return to earth to kill their killers 5.Wicked people always confess before they die 6.The consequence of not applying juju well is 'madness' 7.The name of the movies already tells the story 8.An auto accident occurs after the moving car hits a stem of 'cassava' 9.Actresses sleep with make-up, and wake up inthe morning with the make-up intact 10.Couples make love in their bed room with thedoor locked, under a blanket while dripping of sweat. 11.The same song is played all through the movie, with singers who have thick 'igbo accent' 12.The sound track of the movie always tells you what's gonna happen next 13.A lady will be shown 5 years later with the same hairstyle 14.When past events are shown, eg events in 1994, you see them using 'la casera' bottle. 15.Movies about evil people always end witha spiritual battle between the evil peopleand pastors. The pastors always win. 16.Cheques are never usedin Nollywood. The rich men always carry cash around especially dollars 17.A mother always notices her daughter is pregnant when the daughter runs to the backyard to throw-up 18.Pregnant women never know their due deliverydate. They stay at home till they begin to have contractions, then their husbands panic, and carefully carry them to the hospital 19.Palace maids always wear very skimpy clothes 20.Bad girls and guys always smoke cigarette 21.The prince always returns from abroad to take over from his father to rule the kingdom With all these said, I still LOVE Nollywood. But my first love is 'Yoruwood'.