DEFINITION OF TERMS/ ­LAUGHABLE MATTERS

Your GF asked u for a BOLD 5, you couldn't afford it.. She gets it anyway & u still think u are her real BF.. Your MUMU has Carry Over Welcome to NIGERIA, where bathrooms have turned to photo studios and yahoo boys think theyhave a brighter future than graduates YEKPAA is when you throw your N950 change outside the bus, instead of the gala wrapper Classy girls don't have tattoos cos no-one will intentionally scratch a BENTLEY or a PRIVATE-JET In a relationship, every girl treats her rich boyfriend as "GOD", buh when he's Broke, the alphabets get reversed GOBE is when u go to withdraw cash via ATM and you meet the guy U're owing on the queue A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM The REAL BOO gets the goodnight call/text... The side chick gets the morning text saying 'I fell asleep' ..LADIES.. Know where u belong." U got pregnant for anoda guy, ur BF paid d bills for abortion, accepted u back n u think he has forgotten? Am sure he plans to use u 4 rituals MAMA AKPOS: Go & wash that Fish I just bought. AKPORS: WTF. MAMA AKPOS: What is WTF? AKPORS: it means 'Where's The Fish'