Wednesday, December 4, 2013
GOD IS WATCHING
Your boyfriend just left your house with okada and u wrote "drive carefully boo" on ur status # God is Watching You
• At 20years U're dating a Bros Of 41yrs & Ur BB Status is; "OMG Can't Wait to See My Baby"...... # God is Watching You. Is that ur Baby or Daddy?
• Your mum is selling palmoil, your father is selling cooking gas and you claim your parents are into Oil and gas.... # God is Watching You
• U sleep wit ankara wrapper nd u write 'snuggling under my duvet......#God is Watching You
• Ur mum sells stock fish and ur dad is livestock farmer and u say ur parents re stockbrokers.... # God is Watching You
• U dey receive fresh air 4 ur backyard, and u r updating 'OceanView V.I On Point..... # God Is Watching You
• You r going to Church for a night vigil & ur pm says "heading to d club! # TGIF.......God is Watching You in 3D
• U and ur friend are on two separate Okadasand you post on ur bbm "Convoy Things".....#God is Watching You in 3D
• U carry Olosho from Friday to Monday & ur PM reads lovely time wiv my baby/GF.......#God is Watching You in 3D
• Your Dad clears a farm & forwards the firewood to your Mum to cook & you say yourparents are into Clearing & Forwarding........ # God is Watching You
• U're 34 & still playing for Nigeria under 21......#God is Watching You
• Ur parents fasted for 10yrs b4 having u & named u 'Oluwagbotemi'.Now u changed ur name to 'Barbie, Boss Lady, Pweety, Sexy........#God is Watching You
• You sing Wizkid's I Love My Baby, passionately, to 7 different girls.....#God is Watching You
• You wan buy curve1 & you r writing on ur pm "BB Porsche on my mind.....#God is Watching You
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