FUNNY FACTS

During My school Days I ObservedThat: (1)Since José Mourinho got sacked by Chelsea in 2007. Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal have won 0." (2)When you scream God's name during sex, Iwonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later." (3)The day a Ghost got involved inan accidentwas the day i stopped watching Nollywood." (4)What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing.. (5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Creamand tells u to help him with T-fare cos he'sStranded..p ­ls shoot Him!" (6)He did the Exam so well that HeTook the Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates" (7) That awkward moment when you type"Trophyless ­ ­ ­" on Google and the result shows"Arsenal"" (8)Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo girls would add you. $2737A4A7" (9) sweat from some girls' armpits will turn blue litmus paper red." (10)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible & anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals gift, free her, na WITCH" (11)They say love is more important than money. Pls try paying a lagos conductorur with a hug?" (12)In a Nigerian Home...If your friend forgetsto greet your parents, that's the end of that friendship.if you agree" (13)Women are like police, they might have allthe evidence in the world but they stillwant a confession!" (14)People That Smoke Weed Before Going ToChurch. You Wanna Compete With The Most High? (15)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them. (16)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!" (17)If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life" (18) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the house of God is also my father's house?" (19)The hot girl next to me in class just fell asleep maybe i should sleep beside her and tell my friends i sleep with her.