ONLY IN NIGERIA

*.Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. *.Lagos state Government lock 7 churches for noise pollution. *.An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2nd to Dec 24th, only to spend it all in the village in 1 week.. *.Nigeria’s President has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. *.90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. *.Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state. *.Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males. *.The cost of living in Abuja is more expensive than the cost of living in London. *.Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. *.Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. *.Beware of Edo girls. *.Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. *.Fulani girls have the longest tongue. *.Ibo girls are stingy and greedy. *.There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. *.Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria. *.Osun state has the highest number of yahoo boys in the country. *.4 out of every 5 Edo girls has connect in Italy. *.Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy. *.China’s best market is Nigeria. *.An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away. *.Nigeria are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. *.The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far?”…