18 FACT ABOUT NIGERIA

1. No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside, some are just sleepy that's all
2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs ago & till now no wedding date. My Dear u r not 'Lord of D Rings' Return his Ring & move on or are u a learner?
3. You don't need to always shout to be known!! EVEN without advert!! gaRRI STILL sELL pass indomie.
4. Supporting arsenal and super eagles will kill you faster than bullet. 5. You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing.
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, lose the ball, goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot and miss. And repeat.
7. Don't get excited when a girl starts calling you Boo!! Boo might be a short Form for OloriBooruku..
8. If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a student will u miss assembly?
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends,Just keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur Strength
10. 'Bosoms And Bottom' May Give You Boys And Money, But Brains And Ambition Will Give You Respect And Achievements!
11. A man is d bread winner,but a woman should at least win d akara,so dey can eat bread and akara together,man shall not live by bread alone
12. You boyfriend is on BBM, Twitter, 2go, Baddo, skype, pinshare, sharepin, pinbook, badoo, Facebook....believe me he is cheating on you
13. To understand some people in Nigeria, you have to start watching animal planet
14.A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
15. Shout Out to the guys who will walk 5 rows from their seat just to hold a fine girl when pastor says "HOLD UR NEIGHBOUR"
16. If you can't take care of Her, let Her go.. na love she go chop?? 17.Dating all these Azonto Boyz does not make You a future mother....SO, Ladies wise up
18. How many girls can say amen to dis prayer. May your son be treated the way u treat other guys...Can I hear A Big Amen?