Friday, April 12, 2013
NA WHO BETA PASS BETWEEN AKPORS AND MY RICH FRIEND
D foloinw convasation started between me nd my friends maid
Maid: what can i offer you, water, fruit juice, tea,soda chocolate, capuccino,frapucino
me: tea pls.
Maid: ceylon tea, chinese tea, indian tea,bush tea herbal tea honey tea iced tea or grin tea
me:ceylon.
Maid: how will you like it, black or white.
Me. White.
Maid:wit milk or fresh cream.
Me: milk.
Maid: cow milk or goat milk.
Me: cow milk.
Maid: frizland or africana cow.
Me: frizland cow.
Maid:sweetener,sugar or honey which do u prefer.
Me:sugar.
Maid: bee sugar or cane sugar.
Me:cane sugar.
Maid: brown white or yelow sugar.
Me:white sugar.
Maid: white powdery sugar or cube sugar.
Me:jst 4get abt d tea nd giv me water.
Den she started again.
Maid: tap water, distilled water bottle water or mineral water?
Me: mineral water.
Maid: flavoured or unflavoured.
Me: flavoured.
Maid. What kind of flavour. Vanila,banana, pawpaw pineapple and...,
den i cut in nd said.
Men: abeg no vex i don lost apetite.
Thereafter, i visited akpors and is son ask me.
Son: what can i offer you.
Me: softdrink.
Son: no softdrink at home.
Me: ok giv me a glass of cold water.
Son: our fridge is bad.
Me: ok get me water 4rm ur tap.
Son: our tap have spoil.
Me: so u av notin in dis house.
Son: yes.
Me: den y did u ask me dat question wen u knw u av notin go give.
Akpors: i told him to ask wheneva a visitor comes to our house.
Between Akpors and my rich friend abeg na who beta pass.
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