CHINCO WAHALA

O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, come take somemoney buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! . 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. . 2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc. . 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. . 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. . 5. When an aeroplane passes by itrecords "One missed call". . 6. When a big truck hoots; it records "Charger connected". . 7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says: "One Bluetooth device found". . 8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found". . 9. When an ugly gal passes, it says,"Virus detected". . Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buyooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found, u are hooked with me" . I don hear wee for dis chinco hand oooo .