LOVE LETTER OF A CHEMIST

Hydrogen Tetraborate, Carboxyl Road, Propane Dearest Alkali, The day I saw you, there were sudden Chemical reactions within me involving phenolic andbenzoic rings of love. Chemically, it was found that you were the reagent for the reaction. I wanted to convey my feeling thatvery day but since Aldehyde, Ketone and Ether were with you, I realized that the reaction conditions are unsuitable & you would show Chemical Inertness. So, I had to control the nuclear reactions of my mind using Cadmium rods.If according to first law of Love Dynamics, the following reaction: Heart(Miss Alkali in absolute privacy), Affection can be propagated, then meet me at Ammonium Restaurant, Butyl Road at 5 PM failing which I shall consume a mixture of H2SO4 + HNO3 + CH3COOH + C4H5ClNO3+(C2H5)4Pb. Yours Chemically, Methanoic Acid