FATHER AKPORS AND SON

Akpors and his son had a misunderstandin ­g and dis was dia conversation AKPORS: i am nt even sure if u are my real son SON: dad pls dnt say such a thing dad ''with a sad face'' AKPORS: now get into the car we are going to d hospital 4 a test to confirm if u ar my real so. On their way to d hospital the boy phone ring's SON: hello who is dis? CALLER: congratulation u just won 20 million naira on mtn 1trillion mega splash raffle-draw SON: u mean i just won 20 million naira? The dad hears dis and takes a U turn SON: aren't we going to d hospital anymore? AKPORS: son are u blind dat u can't see dat we so much alike,ur eyes are like mine,ur nostrils ar like mine so what do we need an hospital for? so smile 4 daddy