ENGLISH CLASS

One boring monday morning, Mr. Tinko our English teacher enter Akpos class and addressed them. He started: lets show the principal and our quest how much we have learnt so far this year. Lets do some comparisions……S ­oi say small, you say small, smaller, smallest.. [we all nodded, looking very tired] Mr. Tinko: big. Akpos Class: big, bigger ,biggest Mr. Tinko: clean. Akpos Class: clean, cleaner, cleanest.. Mr. Tinko: tall… Akpos Class: tall, taller, tallest. Mr. Tinko: Mr. Tinko smiled and said: very good. Akpos Class: very good, very gooder, very goodest. Mr. Tinko: oh gosh. Akpos Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest. Mr. Tinko: stop it now. Akpos Class: stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest… Mr. Tinko: oh please… Akpos Class: oh please, oh pleaser,oh pleasest… Mr. Tinko: look at me…!! Akpos Class: look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est Mr. Tinko: what a disgrace. Akpos Class: what a disgrace, what a disgracer,what a disgracest. Mr. Tinko: [so furious]:i don die………… Akpos Class: i don die,.. i don dier,