THE LIFE OF AN ARSENAL FAN FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS .... lol.

Who's to blame ??? MAY. With Champion’s League football secured they usually close the month of May with this familiar sentence “ lets watch out for next season ” JUNE-JULY-AUGUST this is the transfer period and the 2nd most stressful time for Arsenal fans. These period occurs in 3 stages. First the financial report comes through and as usual their team has made profits of up to £100m, so the fans start discussing the players they are sure they will buy. At this point only big names are mentioned, Cristiano Ronaldo,Neymar and Lionel Messi. - Stage 2, the realisation that Wenger cannot spend anything above £20m hits them, so the discussion shifts to players like Higuain, Suarez,Bernard and Rooney. At this point they start photoshopping Arsenal Jerseys onto these players, then they monitor Jack Wilshere on twitter to see who hefollows…then they cross their fingers - Stage 3: they beat all pre-season teams with 7- goal margins, they really turn up their game,the fans now get delirious, they start discussing chances of even winning the World Cup…then Wenger calls a press conference to announce the signing of an 8yr old refugee from France…businessclosed. SEPTEMBER They start the season’s campaign with a bang,all guns blazing. They thrash newly promoted teams 4 goals a piece, the fans now are on cloud 99, they forget about the dissapointment of not buying new players. “Team Gunners” they shout. Ramsey starts being compared to Pirlo, soon they start doing this: Walcott >>Messi…..“ Barcelona!!!!”they shout. OCTOBER still on a winning trot, brushing aside teams like dust. The fans arenow walking on air, a talk of winning the treble begins. Champions League fixtures roll out, easy teams,“Hii season round this!!!”… they are now top on the table NOVEMBER. They lose their first match of the month, then blame it onthe referee, Webb Nkt” then they lose the next match, then the next,then the next…..then “WENGER OUT!!!” DECEMBER Bruised and bartered, they are now 4th on the table and 2nd in the CL group. The fans cross their fingers praying they don’t get Barcelona……thenBOOOOM! They get Barcelona “Nkt! They start praying for messi to getinjury JANUARY they get knocked out of the FA cup: they are still in mid table in EPL and CL” then they get knocked out of Carling Cup: “stupid cup anyway,they complain!” FEBRUARY just before they meet Barcelona, Jack Wilshere picks up an injury, 6yrs out. They go to Camp Nou, they get thrashed 4-1: “ winger start complaining of injury.. They travel to Camp Nou, 2nd leg comes, they get thrashed 3-0: “ NEWS PAPERS HEADLINES Messi vs Arsenal (armagedon in camp Nu) wenger in interview: we played very well but the better side won, now lets concentrate on EPL” MARCH they lose 4 matches in a row, theyare now 8th on the table, 4 places below Tottenham “Fuuuuck!WengerOut!! top 4 live live” Suicide cases rise, they curse and curse all through the month APRIL 3 comeback wins against tough opposition and suddenly: “Yeeeeea bitches!! Comeback Kings!! Comeback Kings!! Top 4 here we come!” they thrash Tottenham in the nextgame and seal top 4 position: “PWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Chocking cockerels! Top 4 baibee!!!!!! MAY. End of the season..their captain put up a transfer request ...lets watchout for next season