FIRST LADY'S SPEECH TO NELSON MANDELA:

“Good Morning my fellow people,me,my husband and the plentiful peoples of one great Nigeria send our condolence and congratulated South Africa peoples for the die of their president yesterday evening. We are sadness to welcome the great man.I was sleep under my pillow yesterday when my husband tell me that Mandela has death, I just shout no no no and I start to cry,My husband and Mandela is a good friends,When my husband was a children, Mandela give him his own shoe when he did not have shoe,:( Now Mandela she have made the African people a widow by died. Mandela was a good mother,she taked care of us like his child,We are all happy for Mandela’s life it is not easy to carry first in an International competition. Once again,congratulated to South Africa peoples,Mandelais a great rapper even better than Michael Jackson,he died but his manhood lives on.

LAUGHABLE QUOTES

WARNING!!! DO NOT LAUGH AT THESE LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY OUR LEADERS. Quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present in Nigeria:- (1) “We want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria”. -Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2) “...You press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and thenewly invented Sprite” -Bakin Zuwo. (3) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria” -GEJ (4) ” I will water your school and fire your school” -Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn” -GEJ (6) “I will rather kill myself than commit sucide” -Dame Jonathan (7) “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is N850,000” -Atiku Abubakar Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko. (9) “Telephone is not meant for the poor” - David Mark (10) “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States” -Yakubu Gowon (11) “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich” -Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly” -Diezeani Madueke. (13)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria” -Obasanjo (14)”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny” - Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15) ”On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family”- Dame Jonathan. (16) ”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result” -Chris Uba (17) ”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”-Dame Jonathan (18) ”I can see camera people, arethey going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan. *Running Away*