RELATIONSHIP OR SLAVE TRADE

ABEG THIS NA RELATIONSHIP ABI NA SLAVE TRADE??? MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT ALLOWED TO: 1. Send " " faces when she is chatting to another boy... Keep it emotionless 2. Text other boys after 6pm unless he got an iPhone, we can all group message, Don't be shy. 3. Call other boys by pet names... unless you wanna see me turn into Incredible Hulk 4. I don't mind my girlfriend having male friends but those friends need to know their place...She has my trust here and she mustn't dare break it. 5. Chat with a boy for more than 10minutes… After 10 minutes, tell them their time is up. 6. Laugh at other boys jokes…. Shehas to call me first then we can decide if its funny. 7. Write on some boys walls... I also have a wall to write on... Agree?? 8. To have a male best friend. You wanna play “bestie” with my girlfriend while you know you wanna date her… Niggur I am a RUDEBOY, I Killed 2pac. 9. Receive any phone calls after 8pm… Unless the person's wife is about to give birth or something. 10. Say “Thank You” after a boy has complimented her…. Niggars see that as a gateway to flirt with her or make that a habit. 11. Chill with other boys. If he wants to chill he can go stand next to the air conditioner. 12. If a boy needs some advice from you… he must make an appointment to talk to both of us, you know… TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. 13. Sneeze in public…. Niggurz be like “Bless You” … Dude she is already blessed! SHE GOT ME !!! 14. Drink water…. Can't be having these NiggAss think my woman is thirsty. 15. To have a brother or cousin (from another mother)… If you want my girlfriend to be your sister, then Niggar that makes me your Brother… We can be one big happy family !!!