ONLY IN NOLLYWOOD

YOU KNOW IT'S NOLLYWOOD WHEN:
~ A man shoots himself in the head 3 times...Haba!! How in the world is that possible?
~ Somebody is buried in ankara and they wake up as a ghost wearing jeans and T-shirt? Boutique dey yonder?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7years old as far back as 1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of him....... Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food, she stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it, Zack Orji dies while she survives, Nawa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board "Vote for Goodluck Jonathan" Hmmmm
~ A 15 year old character is washing plates and he suddenly becomes an adult in his 30's still washing the same plates and wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is supposed to be a poor woman suffering in the village and doing serious farm work to survive only for you to see her fingernails are fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet has tattoos on her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband, then she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance. Is poison part of cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot a man in the leg yet blood starts coming out from his nose.
~ John Okafor (Mr Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh (Osoufia). Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die..
~ Patience Ozokwor....flashed back to wen she waz 17 and playing life....and she is wearing brazilian hair in 1975..................na wetin?
~ Chief is inside the car with the glasses wound up, armed robbers attack and shoots at chief, the bullet won't break the glass but will kill chief inside the car. How come ??