DREAM LAND

Akpors was on the bed sleeping with his wife, he dreamt he was in Paradise. When he got to the Paradise's gate, he met an angel who start showing him everytin. After a while Akpors asked the angel. Akpors :can i piss here? Angel:it's not allowed but you can. After a short while again the man asked. Akpors: can i mess here? Angel: it's not allowed but you can. After a while again the Akpors asked. Akpors :can i poo here? Angel:it's not allowed but you can. Then Akpors saw a flower and then ask the angel. Akpors :can i use the flower to clean my butt? Angel :it's not allowed but you can. As Akpors was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a big slap landed on his face....... Wife: you piss for bed i no talk, you mess i leave you i no talk, you poo on top bed I leave you i no talk. now You won kon use my wrapper clean your bottom. you dey mad?? !!