FOUR NAUGHTY NUNS

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.” He asked how. She said “I saw a man’s organ.” He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.” He asked how. “I touched a man’s organ.” He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth nun said, “I’m not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.”

Men versus Women (Irony of LIFE)

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

JUST IMAGINE THIS

A teacher ask his students, 1+1=? A student stood up n said 4, an